Left alone to wander

3 years ago

aidn:
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A

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callofvalor:
hawke as one of the advisors in da:i
#cullen: we should send in our troops— #hawke: [fart noises] (via radiophile)

(Source: ysgramur)

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4 years ago

notherarttoomuch:

sixpenceee:
Horror games you can play at sleepovers
This time it’s with everyone’s favorite: a possessed doll
Be careful
WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

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4 years ago

Inquisitor: Good book?
Cassandra: Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)
Cassandra: *throws book over battlements*
Cassandra: No. What book? I don't even know how to read.
Inquisitor: ...

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Yeah fuck you too Zipcar you KNOW IM HUNGRY IM POOR

wildnkc:

this is what I want it to look like when i travel through time and space in the future

via infernalfinn

the future

[white house phone rings]
blue ivy: hello?
secret service member: miss president, dr. west is on the phone.
blue ivy: well put her on, I told you she has clearance
north west: hey blue
blue ivy: hello north, how did your last neuro molecular surgery go?
north: good, good, how's dismantling capitalism with your unique and inventive system of government that the country unanimously agrees on going?
blue: ok, im kind of tired though. are you going to fashion week?
north: i can't, we have to administer the anti aging serum that's keeping nicki minaj alive forever
blue: oh yeah. is her house really made entirely of her melted down platinum records?
north: that's classified but yes.

via wudyukindry

Professor: Does everyone know what alchemy is?
Me: Alchemy - the science of understanding, deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing.
Professor: Right, exactly.
Me: If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accor-
Professor: Okay, thank you.
Me: There is a taboo among alchemists! Human transmutation is strictly forbidden, for what-
Professor: We got it!
Me: FOR WHAT COULD EQUAL THE VALUE OF A HUMAN SOUL?